There's food that you eat and then there's food that's so good you want to fornicate in public, otherwise known as FILF. Let's say it's Friday night and your fat wife wants you to take her and your fat ugly kids out for a nice meal. Since you don't want to spend a lot of money on them because they're fat and ugly, you take them to one of your favorite chain restaurants for an affordable fat family meal. Then when you get home you give everyone Nyquil cocktails, call your neighbors hot wife Mandy and invite her over for a little naughty time session. And that's when you're