THE TOP TEN excuses when caught masturbating.
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1
DISAGREE?

Idle hands are the Devil's helper.

 
 
 
 

2
DISAGREE?

Your physician wants you to get more exercise.

 
 
 
 

3
DISAGREE?

You were just loosening some bellybutton lint.

 
 
 
 

4
DISAGREE?

You have less than an hour to live.

 
 
 
 

5
DISAGREE?

Only one palm was hairy.

 
 
 
 

6
DISAGREE?

You saw something moving in your pubic hair.

 
 
 
 

7
DISAGREE?

You're rehabbing a groin pull.

 
 
 
 

8
DISAGREE?

You're in training for the Pepsi Ejaculation Challenge.

 
 
 
 

9
DISAGREE?

You have a new gasoline powered vibrator with dual afterburners.

 
 
 
 

10
DISAGREE?

You were trying to tame a runaway erection.

 
 
 
 





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