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Ways to Spot the Air Marshal on Your Plane
- 10. Every 15-minutes, he checks the aisles for camel droppings.
- 9. His dog licks everyone's crotch, so it can't burst into flames over...
- 8. He cracks open his free peanuts with the butt of a gun.
- Score: 17.39
- Previously: #92
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Reasons You're Still Single
- 10. You've been left at the altar more often than a holy man's underwear.
- 9. Your job as a crushed skunk keeps you constantly on the road.
- 8. You foolishly donated one of your unpaired sex organs.
- Score: 4.05
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Reasons You Have Small Breasts
- 10. During a critical stage in breast development, you were forced to...
- 9. They were accidentally crushed when you pissed off the woman operating...
- 8. Your cleavage is so wide that it pushed your breasts into your armpits.
- Score: 3.75
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Rules of Conduct in the Men's Room
- 10. If several other men are around, go to the dispenser and buy condoms...
- 9. Never flush a urinal. It's O.K. to occasionally flush a toilet, especially...
- 8. Act like you're subduing a 20-foot python when putting your package...
- Score: 3.30
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Ways Men are Different from Women
- 10. Men only fake orgasms while parallel parking.
- 9. Say "love handles" to a man, and he'll automatically grab a woman...
- 8. A man's face doesn't undergo partial decomposition every night.
- Score: 3.24
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