THE TOP TEN Happy Gilmore Quotes
He doesn't play golf... he destroys it.
He doesn't play golf... he destroys it.
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1
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The price is wrong, bitch.

 
 
 

2
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Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

 
 
 

3
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Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!

 
 
 

4
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During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

 
 
 

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Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

 
 
 

6
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Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.

 
 
 

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You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

 
 
 

8
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If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

 
 
 

9
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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

 
 
 

10
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I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.

 
 
 





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