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Opening his eyes.
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Attempting any last minute "touch ups."
3
Counting his wife's stretch marks (out loud).
4
Becoming aroused by the circulating nurse.
5
Exhorting his wife to "Pull ... Pull ... Pull ..."
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Mentioning his rapidly approaching tee time.
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Moving within cruise missile range of his wife.
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Asking the score of the Cubs game.
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Complaining that there's nothing to eat at home.
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Asking the doctor how soon he can "throw a saddle on her."
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