The Top Ten ways to drink beer

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Beer comes in many different kinds of containers, vessels, contraptions. Heres a list of the best:


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# way to drink beer pros cons notes
1. giant glass boot lots of beer lots of beer remember to twist the toe sideways at the end
2. funnel get drunk really fast get drunk really fast, can lead to 'upset stomach' typically a funnel approximately 8 inches wide is attached to couple feet of clear plastic tubing, the tube is bent in a U shape and then filled up completely with at minimum 1 beer and at most like 5 beers, then end of the tube is placed in the users mouth and the funnel is raised up causing the beer to rush down the users through
3. pint glass classic can break leaving not so nice glass shards  
4. dixie cups the prefered way to drink at a kegger, can be used for beer pong everyone loses their cups,  
5. cans (shotgun) fast, efficent, very low overhead costs messy, may lead to ruckus, easy to cut hand when punching hole (do not use a sharp knife) prior to opening it, the can is turned upside down and something sharp is used to punch a hole (larger hole = faster shotgun) in the bottom of the can on the same side as the hole you drink out of. then the newly created hole is covered by your mout, then rotate the can so the normal hole (still unopened at this point) is facing up, pull the tab and the beer will drain through the punched hole into drinkers mouth rather quickly. After consuming beer, slam can on nearest cement/grass/pavement (not on carpet/hardwood floors)
6. beer sampler lots of different kinds theres always one sample that doesn't taste that good typically 4+ 3oz 'sips' of beer, popular at brewpubs
7. keg stand great way to get noticed you can fall and break your neck... seriously people die this way ok, i've never really done one, but i hear its intense
8. bottle keeps beer colder, longer than cans, can be used in a fight takes longer to get beer cold, makes recycling weigh alot, can be used in a fight  
9. chimay glass gold on rim, filled with chimay not very large http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:_bIqMLBC7pOIUM:http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/acatalog/chimayglass.jpg
10. cans cheaper than bottles, very light don't stay cold as long as bottles, don't taste as good as bottles  



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gohead says:
how about in large amounts.
Posted 8 months ago

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bestbeersite says:
For the most part, this looks the top ten ways to drink beer in college. Still, who hasn't done at least some of these. I've got a nice 25th anniversary of Chimay being in America glass that I love to use. Cheers!
Posted 1 year ago

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JamesKite says:
mmm, it doesn't matter how I drink beer, just how often, and the more often the more better.
Posted 1 year ago

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Vincetastic says:
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Posted 1 year ago

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hydrasquare101 says:
I drink my beer through a straw.
Posted 1 year ago

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UtahAllen says:
funnel is good. quick and easy, plus blowing the foam out is my favorite.
Posted 1 year ago

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travisstark82 says:
What about a real boot?
Posted 1 year ago

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RyMizzle says:
this list is a little jacked up but i really like the "notes" field. very helpful
Posted 1 year ago

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Vincetastic says:
I like funnel. shotgunning is nice too, but sometimes very messy.
Posted 1 year ago