THE TOP TEN Signs of a Well-Hung Man
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Women never ask him to top it off with sprinkles.
It took the rabbi two days to circumcise him.
He was the inspiration for the $5 Footlong.
He wears prescription condoms with a "relaxed fit."
Several of his group sessions have gone platinum.
His partners frequently request a general anesthetic.
He can generate nearly 2000 pounds of thrust, without going to afterburners.
His women usually come mashed or strained.
Hookers automatically add a surcharge for chafed lips.
The IRS accepts his annual lubricant expenses as a Charitable Deduction.
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