If you enjoy this list, you can find hundreds more of the funniest top ten lists on the planet at: https://www.FunniestTopTenLists.com
If you enjoy this list, you can find hundreds more of the funniest top ten lists on the planet at: https://www.FunniestTopTenLists.com
144
CURRENT RANK
CURRENT SCORE
less stats more stats33.99
Rank (best ever) 3
Score (all time) 2866.00
Created 08/20/09
Views 2808
Votes [disabled]
1
He lists his height as "potentially good."
2
All of his favorite restaurants have kiddie urinals.
3
He wears cowboy boots at the beach.
4
He's saving up to buy shin extensions.
5
He introduced a constitutional ammendment which would make dwarf-tossing a crime against humanity.
6
He takes more human growth hormone than Sylvester Stallone.
7
Though white, he wears an Afro.
8
At cocktail parties, he stands on the couch.
9
He can dance, get dressed and make love while sitting down.
10
He casts no shadow.
[source: Funniest Top Ten Lists ]
Not watching this list (get updates on this list).
(all people watching this list)
).
MORE LISTS
RECOMMENDED LISTS
COMMENTS
